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#15 : September 15, 2013, 01:05:54 AM

What does Hitler call his favorite chair?

Mein Kampfy Chair.

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#16 : September 15, 2013, 01:07:56 AM

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his ass

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#17 : September 15, 2013, 01:09:09 AM

"Is your refrigerator running?" "Yes.." "Good, mine too, I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow."

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#18 : September 15, 2013, 07:22:55 AM

why do chicks dig Jesus?




because he"s hung like this



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#19 : September 15, 2013, 07:46:38 AM

Chicks dig a small penis.   At least that's what they tell me.

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#20 : September 25, 2013, 09:51:21 PM

Why can't snakes wear sunglasses?

Because they have no Buccaneers.


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