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: September 08, 2007, 10:31:18 AM

LOL

Yeah, Yeah, excellent driver.

Yeah, definitely an excellent driver...

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#1 : September 08, 2007, 09:52:26 AM

You guys make a decent amount of money and have both been treading on thin ice lately.   I don't think a DUI is any horrible thing.    However, it appears the NFL and police feel differently.    As a precaution, why not invest in a chauffeur so you won't get arrested for DUI's anymore?   How much can a chauffeur cost you?   Maybe 40k a year?   Considering one more DUI could end your careers, why not play it safe and hire a chauffeur?   Seems like good insurance to me.    Heck, doctors who make a salary similar to you guys have to pay more than that for malpractice insurance. 

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#2 : September 08, 2007, 10:04:12 AM

I am an excellent driver and I rarely drink more than a beer.

I'll take the pay cut and the job.

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#3 : September 08, 2007, 10:07:46 AM

Heck, doctors who make a salary similar to you guys have to pay more than that for malpractice insurance. 

Doctors' house pets are also a lot smarter than both of those guys put together.

All posts are opinions in case you are too stupid to figure that out on your own without me saying it over and over.

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#4 : September 08, 2007, 10:27:37 AM

I am an excellent driver



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#5 : September 08, 2007, 10:33:21 AM

I am an excellent driver


he he he he...


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#6 : September 08, 2007, 10:44:59 AM

You could get that guy for way less than 40k.   Just pick him up some underwear at the Kmart.

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#7 : September 08, 2007, 10:51:02 AM

Kmart sucks.


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#8 : September 08, 2007, 12:45:16 PM

Hate to see a player miss practice because it's 2 minutes to **CENSORED**ner.


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#9 : September 08, 2007, 05:08:28 PM

Driver/Personal Body Guard Salary-$40,000.00 a year
Hummer Limo lease-$10,000.00 a year
Tuxedo-$200.00
Driving Gloves-$40.00
Cap-$30.00
Banging hot chicks while riding in your limo and not getting a DUI while writing it all off as a business expense-Priceless!!!

From 12 Pro Bowlers to 0-We got hosed alright


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#10 : September 08, 2007, 05:30:50 PM

Driver/Personal Body Guard Salary-$40,000.00 a year
Hummer Limo lease-$10,000.00 a year
Tuxedo-$200.00
Driving Gloves-$40.00
Cap-$30.00
Banging hot chicks while riding in your limo and not getting a DUI while writing it all off as a business expense-Priceless!!!

OMFG...A Bornabuc post I agree with.

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#11 : September 08, 2007, 08:03:12 PM

Hell I'd drive em for free if they let me use their ride and they help us win some games!


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#12 : September 09, 2007, 02:02:17 AM

Kmart sucks.


Indeed.

Unless you are looking for suits for an autistic man who relies on such things in order for him to accurately count your cards.


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#13 : September 09, 2007, 07:54:59 AM

Speaking of paying a driver...

Did I ever tell you guys my Lo Neal story?

He was on an episode of Wife Swap that I was shooting. After we were done shooting
his part, he kept calling our producer and asking if we were going out that night and
if he could meet up with is. It seemed like he called every hour. Strange, I thought.

We finally got off a little late at 10pm and were eating dinner at 11 at the restaurant
right outside of our hotel on Long Island. And Neal shows up with our PA. Her job
was to drive him around.

The short story is that he got drunk and bought all of our drinks. And he almost
started a fight with these guys at another table because he kept commenting
on their girls and trying to set us up with them. None of the guys gave him any
lip. I think they saw how built he was. Lo was loud enough for all to hear.

He kept throwing racist type stuff out there. He called me Mexican Indian. Maybe
because, in his mind, I resembled those two types of folk? He said other things
that I can't remember any more. Stuff about his Grandma or Mom and how
she took care of him growing up. It was strange conversation. He also called
me Mr. Tampa or something like that.

I talked a little Bucs with him and how we missed his blocking. He proceeded
to tell me how Mike's best year was with him leading the way as the FB blocker.

He was chewing gum and had a visor on his head. Every time he chewed his
visor moved upwards very noticeably. It was strange to look at. We all wondered
if he was doing it on purpose but realized he was oblivious to it.

As the night went on and we all talked about going back to the hotel, he offered
any of us $10,000 if we would ride around with him in a limo that he would
rent for the entire night. He was desperate for some friends! It was pretty
sad. Now, all of us could have used $10K. But he was getting drunk enough
that none of us trusted he would pay up. So none of us took him up on
the offer. We had an early call the next day.

Our young, cute PA drove him back to his hotel and he proceeded to stick
his tongue down her throat. Or, at least he tried to do that. She held him
off. And yeah, he's married with kids.

It was an interesting night. That was over a year ago.

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#14 : September 09, 2007, 09:15:01 AM

   I don't think a DUI is any horrible thing.   

DUI Head-on collision kills five.

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