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: June 17, 2008, 08:36:37 PM



A Los Angeles woman claims she was injured by her Victoria's Secret thong, prompting her to sue the underwear manufacturer.

The plaintiff in the case, Macrida Patterson, 52, attributed the May 2007 injury to a Victoria's Secret "low-rise v-string," according to a court document posted on The Smoking Gun.

Patterson's lawyer told The Smoking Gun that a "design problem" caused a decorative metallic piece on the underwear to fly up and hit Patterson in the eye while she was putting the underwear on.

Patterson's product liability lawsuit was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court last week.

The Smoking Gun reported that, prior to the lawsuit, officials from Victoria's Secret had asked to see the offending underwear but were refused by Patterson's lawyer.



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#1 : June 17, 2008, 09:00:15 PM

what is a 52 year old woman doing wearing a thong to begin with?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!


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#2 : June 17, 2008, 09:07:11 PM

what is a 52 year old woman doing wearing a thong to begin with?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

My first thought as well.


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#3 : June 17, 2008, 10:57:49 PM

I hope my wife is still wearing a thong at 52.

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#4 : June 17, 2008, 10:59:58 PM

I hope my wife is still wearing a thong at 52.

be careful what you wish for.




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#5 : June 17, 2008, 11:05:53 PM

I hope my wife is still wearing a thong at 52.

be careful what you wish for.


LMAO!!!

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#6 : June 17, 2008, 11:07:27 PM

I've seen some pretty fit 52 yr olds. As you grow older and you get to realize the young, virile 21 yr old is no longer going to be throwing herself at you, you get to appreciate the finer points of an older woman. Plus the small fact of if you are married you don't really have a choice :)

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#7 : June 17, 2008, 11:11:25 PM

fit 52 year old women are the exception man...


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#8 : June 17, 2008, 11:11:38 PM

I've seen some pretty fit 52 yr olds.

One of the hottest women/girls I know lives on our street, she is 43, and I bet she wears well in the next ten years.


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#9 : June 17, 2008, 11:39:21 PM

I've seen some pretty fit 52 yr olds.

One of the hottest women/girls I know lives on our street, she is 43, and I bet she wears well in the next ten years.

The hottest woman I know lives on my street and she is 41.  I am fortunate that I go to bed with her every night :)

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#10 : June 18, 2008, 08:59:52 AM

I've seen some pretty fit 52 yr olds.

One of the hottest women/girls I know lives on our street, she is 43, and I bet she wears well in the next ten years.

The hottest woman I know lives on my street and she is 41. I am fortunate that I go to bed with her every night :)

Nice Spartan.  Make sure that woman sees this post for special attention!

I've always been told if you want to know what your wife will look like when she is older, look to her mother.  My mother-in-law is an attractive 54 year old who is married to a 38 year old.  I'm very fortunate not only to have an attractive wife, but a great mother and friend as well.

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#11 : June 18, 2008, 09:37:14 AM


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#12 : June 18, 2008, 09:11:32 AM

Nice Spartan. Make sure that woman sees this post for special attention!

He only wrote it because she will see it.


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#13 : June 18, 2008, 10:02:08 AM

Exactly myagi. I need to know what she looked like because some women should NOT be wearing a thong.


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#14 : June 18, 2008, 10:16:07 AM

You sure that is a thong and not a spinnaker?
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