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: December 27, 2006, 07:15:26 PM

One of the incentives in the new Simms contract is a $500,000 bonus if he grows a new spleen. The league has classified this contractual item as "unlikely to be earned" thus not affecting the salary cap.



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#1 : December 27, 2006, 07:16:14 PM

That's either a hit or miss joke to most...



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#2 : December 27, 2006, 07:17:13 PM

Incentives? Ha. They can't put incentives in Larry Brackins' deal, because he'll reach them...probably all in one game.

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#3 : December 27, 2006, 07:17:45 PM

He did have a shirt on today that said "Got Spleen?"

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#4 : December 27, 2006, 07:19:36 PM

That's either a hit or miss joke to most...

Yeah, I know.



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#5 : December 27, 2006, 07:20:05 PM

Incentives? Ha. They can't put incentives in Larry Brackins' deal, because he'll reach them...probably all in one game.
Wow..more like one quarter...



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#6 : December 27, 2006, 07:21:29 PM

Incentives? Ha. They can't put incentives in Larry Brackins' deal, because he'll reach them...probably all in one game.
Wow..more like one quarter...
Actually, with his talent, he could reach them all in one play, since he plays every position.



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#7 : December 27, 2006, 07:22:32 PM

Incentives? Ha. They can't put incentives in Larry Brackins' deal, because he'll reach them...probably all in one game.
Wow..more like one quarter...
Actually, with his talent, he could reach them all in one play, since he plays every position.

True, he's an unselfish man however, and I say man since he's really 269 years old...you would never know however.

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#8 : December 27, 2006, 07:26:44 PM

He did have a shirt on today that said "Got Spleen?"
I have to find a picture of that.


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#9 : December 27, 2006, 07:27:53 PM

He did have a shirt on today that said "Got Spleen?"
How would you know?

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#10 : December 27, 2006, 07:30:25 PM

I saw it.

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#11 : December 27, 2006, 07:31:09 PM

He did have a shirt on today that said "Got Spleen?"
How would you know?
I heard about that also.


#SaveUsJohnnyFootball



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#12 : December 27, 2006, 07:40:11 PM

Ah, just asking.

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#13 : December 27, 2006, 07:42:15 PM

I was hoping it was a incentive for less batted balls.


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#14 : December 27, 2006, 07:57:21 PM

He's wearing it in the interview video on the team site.
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