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: October 25, 2008, 10:29:57 PM

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd  woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st  woman: I froze to death.
2nd  woman: How horrible!

1st  woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd  woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st  woman: So, what happened?

2nd  woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st  woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. 

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