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#30 : January 21, 2009, 09:37:44 AM

How can you say she's not hot?


Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

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#31 : January 21, 2009, 09:43:14 AM

Again, yall's wives???


And Java, even if I suspend belief enough to give you the benefit of the doubt, those are X girlfriends, not current wives.  GF's are hot..wives typically deterioate over time...


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#32 : January 21, 2009, 09:45:21 AM

GF's are hot..wives typically deterioate over time...

That's true.   My ex wife was hot 15 years ago.   I can't say that for her now.    But she's still hotter than Obama's wife.

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#33 : January 21, 2009, 09:48:47 AM

GF's are hot..wives typically deterioate over time...

That's true. My ex wife was hot 15 years ago. I can't say that for her now. But she's still hotter than Obama's wife.

My first wife was smokin.  Waaay outta my league, or so most ppl thought.  Now, she's a fat cow.  People date hot chicks, they end up married to mediocre looking, loyal, reliable wives..


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#34 : January 21, 2009, 09:49:29 AM

I'd need way too many of these.

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#35 : January 21, 2009, 09:56:46 AM

Again, yall's wives???


And Java, even if I suspend belief enough to give you the benefit of the doubt, those are X girlfriends, not current wives.  GF's are hot..wives typically deterioate over time...

Here's mine and she still looks better than Michelle Obama

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

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#36 : January 21, 2009, 10:04:02 AM

Again, yall's wives???


And Java, even if I suspend belief enough to give you the benefit of the doubt, those are X girlfriends, not current wives.  GF's are hot..wives typically deterioate over time...

Here's mine and she still looks better than Michelle Obama


Are you sure that's not you in a wig???


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#37 : January 21, 2009, 10:33:05 AM

Again, yall's wives???


And Java, even if I suspend belief enough to give you the benefit of the doubt, those are X girlfriends, not current wives.  GF's are hot..wives typically deterioate over time...

Here's mine and she still looks better than Michelle Obama


Are you sure that's not you in a wig???

You know you want her!!!!  You would hit it and come back for seconds.

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

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#38 : January 21, 2009, 10:42:01 AM

Again, yall's wives???


And Java, even if I suspend belief enough to give you the benefit of the doubt, those are X girlfriends, not current wives. GF's are hot..wives typically deterioate over time...

Here's mine and she still looks better than Michelle Obama


Are you sure that's not you in a wig???

You know you want her!!!! You would hit it and come back for seconds.

Would?  Where do you think I was Monday Night?  There's nothin like the smell of cheap cigarretts and burning garbage to get me all riled up!  Bonfire tonight, our trailor.  We gots us a keg of Bud Ice anna Bug zapper.  Woo-hoo!


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Dear Glazers,

Please sell the team to Eddie DeBartolo.

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--the fans

ktownbuc47

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#39 : January 21, 2009, 10:44:22 AM

Again, yall's wives???


And Java, even if I suspend belief enough to give you the benefit of the doubt, those are X girlfriends, not current wives. GF's are hot..wives typically deterioate over time...

Here's mine and she still looks better than Michelle Obama


Are you sure that's not you in a wig???

You know you want her!!!! You would hit it and come back for seconds.

Would?  Where do you think I was Monday Night?  There's nothin like the smell of cheap cigarretts and burning garbage to get me all riled up!  Bonfire tonight, our trailor.  We gots us a keg of Bud Ice anna Bug zapper.  Woo-hoo!

I know, she's sumthin ain't she.

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

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#40 : January 21, 2009, 10:49:22 AM

Again, yall's wives???


And Java, even if I suspend belief enough to give you the benefit of the doubt, those are X girlfriends, not current wives. GF's are hot..wives typically deterioate over time...

Here's mine and she still looks better than Michelle Obama


Are you sure that's not you in a wig???

You know you want her!!!! You would hit it and come back for seconds.

Would? Where do you think I was Monday Night? There's nothin like the smell of cheap cigarretts and burning garbage to get me all riled up! Bonfire tonight, our trailor. We gots us a keg of Bud Ice anna Bug zapper. Woo-hoo!

I know, she's sumthin ain't she.

She even gots most of her own teeth!  Hot damn, we're gettin married!


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#41 : January 21, 2009, 10:50:18 AM

Hey man. A mouth is a mouth.

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#42 : January 21, 2009, 11:03:37 AM

Hey man. A mouth is a mouth.

Really?



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#43 : January 21, 2009, 11:06:32 AM

Again, yall's wives???


And Java, even if I suspend belief enough to give you the benefit of the doubt, those are X girlfriends, not current wives.  GF's are hot..wives typically deterioate over time...

Here's mine and she still looks better than Michelle Obama

You're married to Eleanor Roosevelt????

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#44 : January 21, 2009, 11:47:46 AM


Really?


Never watched Chapelle's Show I take it.
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