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« : August 06, 2009, 02:12:06 PM »

Jane and  her husband Marc went for counseling after 25 years of  marriage.
 
  When asked what the problem was, Jane went into a passionate, painful  tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had  been married.
 
She went on and on and  on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,  loneliness,
 feeling unloved and  unlovable, an entire laundry list of  unmet needs she had
 endured over the course of their  marriage.
 
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,  the
 therapist got up, walked  around the desk and, after asking Jane to  stand and
 unbutton her blouse, he  embraced her, put his hands on her  breasts, and kissed her  passionately as her  husband Marc watched with a raised  eyebrow.
 

Jane shut up,  buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat  down as though in a daze.
 The therapist turned to Marc and said,  'This is what your wife needs at
 least three times a week.   Can you do  this?'
 

Marc thought for a moment and replied,  'Well, I can drop her off here on
 Mondays and Wednesdays, but on  Fridays, I've got golf.



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« #1 : August 06, 2009, 06:26:13 PM »

I like it

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« #2 : August 06, 2009, 10:32:49 PM »

My wife even chuckled at that before saying it was terrible... I like it too.

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« #3 : August 07, 2009, 04:41:13 AM »

lol

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« #4 : August 07, 2009, 12:05:26 PM »

I knew I was in the wrong industry.


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