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Once Trump had some free time

Trump is short on Free Time? All he does now is Tee Up five times a week. I think the only thing that ever causes him to miss a Tee Time would be if Tiger Woods dropped by, and Trump would have to come up with some reason why Tiger couldn’t play there.

I guess he also has to try and keep the gardener away from Melania; however, at her age, she’s almost ready to be picked back up and traded in on a newer model.

I wonder if Trump still gets his Putin Discount on Post-Soviet War Brides?

I’d rather have a beer bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.