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Yes Trump is the secret President. And we know.

Its so secret, that they have Biden riding around on AF1 which is not really AF1 of course because Biden isn’t President. Its so super secret….except for us lucky few here on the super secret Pewter Report Pirates Cove! And we won’t tell anybody right? Its just between those few hundred thousand idiots on the internet, and they won’t tell anybody. Except they have to tell everybody, because its what they do. They tell everybody everything.

So if your confused, let me clear it up for you. Q is spreading the truth on the internet about a big secret, which they want to keep secret, so they aren’t actually telling anybody, but they are telling everybody about it because they know and they want everybody to know that they know what nobody really knows.