Latest Q Drop 💩 attributes delay to preparation of the new VP. Yep, apparently, it’s been agreed that the VP is going to be the reanimated corpse of King Tut. They’re just having a little difficulty keeping his fluids up. The mummification process was a little more “drying” than originally thought; however, once the King has plumped back up and donned all of his jewels, then they will back back on schedule. (There was also a need to explain that travel is no longer best by elephant. 😎)
I’d rather have a beer bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.
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