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Emergency update…. Equality no longer means that people are equal. Equality means that, because of the injustices of history, some people should be penalized to make things right. All references to the prior definition that equality means people should be treated the same way should be expunged from the record and any citizen who doesn’t get the memo by next Tuesday will be summarily executed.

Additionally, the idea that all people should be treated with respect has been removed from the newsspeak cannon. A respect score will be issued to all citizens based on factors such as skin tone, lack of education, number of incarcerated parents and number of baby mama’s.