Someone call Guiness, I think I may have set a world record. I have successfully taken four shits in a 24 hour period. Not nuggets or nibblets, mind you. I’m talking full size, steamy piles of shit.
Saturday night around 10:30 pm- I had gotten back from watching college football at a bar with some pals and I felt the urge, so I launched a massive bomb.
Sunday morning around 8:00 am- Again, I felt heavy. So I dropped a second “deuce” before heading to open up the bait shop.
Sunday afternoon around 2:30 pm- Usually, I wait until getting home from the shop to take a big crap, but that day, I simply could not hold it. So I had to drop a “work crap” in the small restroom in the back of the shop. The shop was evacuated shortly thereafter.
Sunday night around 9:45 pm- Ending out the remarkable run, a megaton warhead of human feces gets deposited into the bottom of my Kohler toilet bowl.