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    • Defense5599

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      Someone call Guiness, I think I may have set a world record. I have successfully taken four shits in a 24 hour period. Not nuggets or nibblets, mind you. I’m talking full size, steamy piles of shit.

      Saturday night around 10:30 pm- I had gotten back from watching college football at a bar with some pals and I felt the urge, so I launched a massive bomb.

      Sunday morning around 8:00 am- Again, I felt heavy. So I dropped a second “deuce” before heading to open up the bait shop.

      Sunday afternoon around 2:30 pm- Usually, I wait until getting home from the shop to take a big crap, but that day, I simply could not hold it. So I had to drop a “work crap” in the small restroom in the back of the shop. The shop was evacuated shortly thereafter.

      Sunday night around 9:45 pm- Ending out the remarkable run, a megaton warhead of human feces gets deposited into the bottom of my Kohler toilet bowl.

    • DonkeyHunter

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      Pfft…

      That ain’t shit…

    • TheChronicHotAir

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      A little disappointed.

      I feel like you’re trying to outscoop Cronkite on the big news of the day…

    • Defense5599

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      Pfft…

      That ain’t shit…

      Really?   How many shits do you usually take in 24 hours?

    • DonkeyHunter

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      Pfft…

      That ain’t shit…

      Really? How many shits do you usually take in 24 hours?

      Joke

      ^

      Your head

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