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    • DCGoth

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      BREAKING NEWS

      This just in:

      Q Peeps feel secure in their belief that Trump will return on March 4th. While this may or may not occur, I’ve received a special “Y” Drop, which was delivered directly to the electronic modulation filtration unit in my tinfoil hat.

      Trump and Q will be decimated in a bloodbath battle that will end their goal of World Domination.

      The message specifically states that, “Y” will descend from the far reaches of the Galaxy and will appear at High Noon, (Eastern Time, since the rest of the world is subordinate), on May 4th, 2021.

      This establishment of the New World Order will occur once “Y” emerges from his ship, followed closely behind by the Patriots of The Heaven’s Gate Full Brass Ensemble. (They’ve been practicing since the 1990s).

      As “Y” emerges, tall in his three foot stature, he will lower the hood on his cape, revealing the wrinkled green skin of knowledge and wisdom of the ages.

      With a small wiggle of his little pointy ears, he will unleash the full power of The Force, causing all to immediately see the truth. The followers of Q, Trump, and even Q herself will not be able to handle the majesty of this moment and as a result, their brains will all melt into a viscous fluid as their heads implode from the vacuum created within the space left behind. This will leave only the True Believers of “Y” to disperse to all parts on the globe and begin the effort of the recolonisation of the Earth.

      Those who accept the Truth will be re-educated, and the answers to the questions of life and all else will become immediately apparent, as if it was a knowledge that has existed since the beginning of time, held just out of reach.

      Some members of The Pride Bois, The Gloryhole Bois, and The Backdoor Bois will remain unscathed and be relegated to providing the manual labour associated with the modifications of all non-sentient items, so as to provide accommodations for a Great Leader, who just happens to be three feet tall. (Upon completion of this task, they will be relegated to gulags, only to be brought out for entertainment purposes, such as the fine ancient sport of Gladiator Battles. They will also participate in Chariot Races. (They will be pulling them. Horses will be elevated in social status and will be viewing from places of honour within the stadiums.))

      I know what the Q Peeps are thinking: They have Trump and the Q Shemale to protect them; however, their weaponry of man-made elements will pale in comparison to the true strength of the Mental Acuity of “Y” and his charges.

      Do not try to resist. This will happen. Prepare to assimilate or perish at the will of our superiors. Resistance is futile.

      We will now return you to your regularly scheduled programming, or, in the case of Q peeps, you will be returned to whichever Conspiracy Theory Video you happen to be absorbing on YouTube.

      😂 🚀 🌅

      I’d rather have a beer bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.


       

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    • TheChronicHotAir

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      Y = Phylis Diller

    • DCGoth

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      Addendum:

      I’ve also been notified that 2021 is definitely the Most Holy Date, as prophesied by the mathematical formula (2+0)/2=1, which is definite proof that this is a legitimate prophecy, as Math is a Pure Science.

      While still being decided, the Secret Slogan will be something like “Where We Are Many, We Are One”, abbreviated WWAMWAO; however, this may change should anyone come up with something wittier, yet adhering to the principle. There may be a Slogan Campaign held across Elementary Schools across The Chosen Lands.

      Additionally, in order to embrace this New World Order, a new National Song of Unity will be revealed. (Since all of the musical artists are recognised as True Patriots of the Cause, competition is expected to be quite heavy.) The new anthem will also be more in line with the sentiment of The Leader, and will be easier to sing, thus increasing the ability for the multitudes to perform at Sporting Events without embarrassing themselves. (Country Artists will not be permitted to offer submissions, as there will be no need for the citizenry to lament the loss of their wife, job, dog, truck, or any combination of these items, as staples of this magnitude will not occur within the New World Order.

      Additionally, in lieu of taking a knee at Sporting Events, Professional Athletes will be presented with the gift of a White Supremacist, and will be permitted and encouraged to flog them as tribute to the New World Order.

      *The fate of Vladimir Putin had yet to be established; however, the current consensus is that he will be placed on a ship and sent to the far reaches of Andromeda. (The Leader find him annoying, and does not trust him to remain within this Universe.)

      We now only need to await the arrival of Our Leader.

      May The Force Embrace and Strengthen all who await this monumental occasion. 👽 🤖

      I’d rather have a beer bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.


       

    • DCGoth

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      Y = Phylis Diller

      No, my friend. This is just what others want you to believe. The Enlightenment is Upon Us.

      While you’re observation isn’t accurate, it is rumoured that the Official Clothing of The Faithful will be determined by contest, open to all and judged by Tim Gunn, Michael Kors, and the reanimated soul of Giovanni Versace.

      I’d rather have a beer bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.


       

    • TheChronicHotAir

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      We stand…waiting.

      Thank you, Morpheus!

    • Donkey_Hunter

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      I know what the Q Peeps are thinking: They have Trump and the Q Shemale to protect them

      You have to be referring to Marjorie Taylor Greene, right?

      Because that’s a man, baby!!!

    • DCGoth

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      You have to be referring to Marjorie Taylor Greene, right?

      Because that’s a man, baby!!!



      @Donkey_Hunter

      Most true. 😎

      Although, she may not make it until March. She may end up in a battle to the death with the representative across the Hall.

      She may attack her with her anti-LGBTQ Poster, and should her office buddy retaliate, MTG may be the first first person in history to be beaten to death with a Trans-Pride Flag. 😃 🏳️‍🌈

      I’d rather have a beer bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.


       

    • TheChronicHotAir

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      Ew. Is that “Colonial Handel” from Pennsylvania?

      He/she/they had as bad of a covid management record as LoserCuohomo.
      Biden’s picks are a freakshow– *not that there’s anything wrong with that.

      • Donkey_Hunter

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        Considering you’ve most likely fapped off more to Marjorie than your sister; this must eat you up inside.

        So sad what the loser fgt Qpublican party has become.

        KKKron has gone full circle with his love of transgender porn.

        So sad…

    • Roy

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      Trying to one-up QAnon conspiracies with even more ridiculousness. Worth a try. Speaking of space movies, there was actually a group of beings, albeit fictional, who were more gullible than the QAnoners. They believed a TV show was real life.

      aliens

    • jbear

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      At least the Q people have created a fantasy where they are fighting for a positive outcome. I mean, I give you credit for the creativity but why does it end in a horrifying, progressive utopia where all the bad guys go to the gulag, have their brains melted or are used for slave labor?

      I was hoping for a happy ending more in line with stated progressive goals. Maybe we just base the punishments/rewards on race and gender identity? We could use a point system for rewards and punishments. Something like minus 1 point for every testicle, plus one for minority status, identifying as a woman or homosexual. Straight minority men get points for white girlfriends…. I think we could figure something out here.

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      • FireLicht2020

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        Sure you don’t wanna modify that a few more times, drunky?

      • jbear

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        I don’t know about you but I don’t get drunk at 11am. But I’m not a hater fire. If you want to wake up, roll over and guzzle the beer you passed out drinking at 4am then you go right ahead. What is an unemployed liberal to do with themselves anyway. Waiting for a check only takes so much of your day.

      • jbear

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        By the way I edited that 4 times in two minutes. If you know any drunkards who can do that post a video.

      • Donkey_Hunter

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        At least the Q people have created a fantasy where they are fighting for a positive outcome.

        LOL!!!!

        Wait, you were joking, right?

      • jbear

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        I’m beginning to think you don’t like me very much.

        They are fighting the baby eaters right? A guy told me once that Hillary Clinton stays young by injecting something in the blood of children they terrify and then murder to get this substance. Wouldn’t fighting against that kind of evil be a good thing?
        Positive outcome….stopping Hillary Clinton from torturing and murdering children.

        Duh.

      • Donkey_Hunter

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        I’m beginning to think you don’t like me very much.

        Not the case at all.

    • DCGoth

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      Trying to one-up QAnon conspiracies with even more ridiculousness. Worth a try. Speaking of space movies, there was actually a group of beings, albeit fictional, who were more gullible than the QAnoners. They believed a TV show was real life.

      @Roy,

      I love that movie. It was so hilarious, and also did a very accurate, yet humorous portrayal of the “Trekkies” you would find at their Cons. I Assisi loved the few cameos that popped up in the film.

      Very obscure reference, IMHO. Great post. 😎

      I’d rather have a beer bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.


       

    • DCGoth

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      @JBear

      You make some good points; however, as you notice, and I’ve mentioned previously, my writing is dark. Places like this are the only avenues I have to practice Parody and Satire.

      What began as a joking reference to Yoda and the Star Wars films quickly went the way of Philip K. Dick, and such things as “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep”, (aka Blade Runner in film), “Minority Report”, “The Man in the High Castle”, and “A Scanner Darkly”. As such, the darkness took over and I fell into my writing standards of conflict, dystopia, and an ending that is left open, kinda like the way “A Scanner Darkly” ends. Which, btw, was very prophetic in its own right, as pretty much 95% or more of that book, originally science fiction, is now fact.

      (Quick synopsis of “A Scanner Darkly”. The main character, Bob Arctor is what by today’s standards would be a DEA Agent. He is tasked with monitoring a house, through video and audio surveillance. His target, a person in the Drug Trade, Bob Arctor. He’s surveilling himself without realising he is watching himself, due to the massive amounts of “D” he’s using. (The drug in the book is referred to as Death, or D. It really is a fun read.)) One of my favourite segments from the novel and resulting film: “What does a scanner see? Down into the heart? Does it see into me? Into us? Clearly or Darkly? I hope it sees clearly because I can’t any longer see into myself. I see only murk. I hope for everyone’s sake the scanners do better, because if the scanners sees only Darkly, the way I do, then I’m cursed and cursed again and will only wind up dead this way, knowing very little and getting that little fragment wrong, too.”

      The most powerful part of that book was the Author’s Afterward, where he explains his motivation and where his head was at when he wrote the novel. It was one of the last things he wrote before he died. It is less science fiction and more a societal commentary on the Drug Culture of the 60s and his part in it. In the afterward, he writes: “I am not a character in this novel. I am this novel.” In his observations of life during that period of time, along with the happiness mixed with the loss, he really did, IMHO, an incredible job at putting the reader / viewer directly into the head of the protagonist. Now, to go a little deeper, as anyone with degrees in English would, the question is: “How do you trust the actions, reactions, and interactions of a protagonist with you are faced with an unreliable narrator?” As a reader, is viewer, a story plays out before you as depicted by either a physical narrator, or, as in film, it is usually done through scene, setting, and the creation of mood and effect. When you have an unreliable narrator, like Faulkner likes to use, and also exists in Ethan Frome, (by Edith Wharton), then your personal interpretation has to take this uncertainty into account in the evaluation of the story presented before you. Yet I digress. Even though my degrees are in writing, I took as many, if not more courses for Lit majors, as it really does give you so much more insight into the evaluation as well as the writing of any work of literature or film, fiction or non-fiction.

      Wow, what a tangent. You posted some interesting questions, though, so I wanted to attempt a considerate response. As far as to shut it where dark, tbh, I’m not really certain other than to say that that is my comfort zone and what I enjoy.

      The toughest part was trying to be vague about the Star Wars references, as I’ve never actually watched any in the films. As a result, my knowledge of the Star Wars saga is extremely limited. I don’t even know the names of any of the characters, other than Yoda, and I only know that because of some television commercial years ago. I also am only aware that May 4th is a thing because I have season tickets to the Clearwater Threshers, and each May 4th, they hold a “Star Wars Night” event. It’s fun; however, about 98% of what everyone is doing is lost on me.

      I’ll add a one minute clip of “A Scanner Darkly”, showing the one comment from above in a separate post.

      Side note: Yes, I incorrectly reference films and novels in this board. The rule is: Novels and films are italicised, while short stories and other smaller works are restrained in quotations. I also knowingly abuse the proper use of parentheticals; however, since this is just an Off-Topic subsection of a BBS, I don’t beat myself up over it. 😎

      If I had any real common sense, I would’ve pursued a JD and not an MFA.

      I’d rather have a beer bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.


       

      • jbear

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        What I said was also tongue in cheek. I even gave you a thumbs up which a hardly ever do for liberals and socialists.

        And I agree with you on Scanner and everything Phillip K. Dick. It’s been a while but some very thought provoking stuff. For me his greatest dive into the rabbit hole was actually “Valis”. I think I read that 20 years ago and still have nightmares. lol Not really nightmares.

        Too bad about Star Wars. Yes it’s cheesy and silly but I grew up with it. Just thinking of seeing Rouge One with my son a few years ago and at the end when Darth Vader docks with Princess Leia’s ship to try to capture the plans for the death star and he kills like 10 rebel troopers in 10 seconds and they just get the plans through the door before he can get them….. Euphoria. Complete bliss. I would have cried if I wasn’t completely frozen. Star wars made it ok to root for the bad guys. Not when I was a kid but for a lot of people who grew up with it, you developed some empathy for Vader and eventually the Rebel side seemed dull and the motives just too simple… they’re just the good guys? WHY ARE THEY THE GOOD GUYS? It’s just a government? Sure enslaving people is bad, so I guess the rebels do have that on the Empire but I’m not so sure. lol

        Look, That’s all for you DC. Fire can just STFU about any of this.

    • DCGoth

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      I’d rather have a beer bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.


       

      • jbear

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        Do you have any idea how many drugs Philip K. Dick was on while writing this story? What a trip. I loved the movie too, cool look.

        If you want to go down the rabbit hole pick up anything by that guy. The man in the high castle on amazon is also a really good take on his work. It’s obviously completely different to adapt to television but still.

    • Shelby T Mitchell

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      These people are lost. And really need some help. Even if they want to admit it or not!

      • jbear

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        You disliked scanner darkly?

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    • DCGoth

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      @JBear

      Very true on PKD in general, and also VALIS. One interesting thing was that VALIS, as you probably know, was PKD’s attempt at looking at religion as he was getting older. I have the entire trilogy. One of my favourites was The Man in the High Castle. What an amazing concept, and Amazon really did it Justice in the four years it ran as a series. PKD, was never very well off until he sold what became Blade Runner. (I am friends with his last GF, who was with him when he passed away. She shares some insanely fun stories, as well as insights into some of his true meanings.

      As far as his drug usage, he used a lot. I will post his Author’s Afterward in a separate post, as I find it as compelling as the novel. I like how, while he laments the troubles of the time, he is able to put it under a microscope and offer insight which is neither for it’s against the actions of him and his friends at the time. The Afterward, IMHO, it truly quite moving. (It’s only four paragraphs. The film ends with the final comment of the stewards; however, that really doesn’t do it Justice.

      On Star Wars, most true. I resume how popular it was. I also learned that, should you be dating a girl who grew up worshipping the films, never make a Malt Liquor joke in reference to Billy Dee Williams. My ribs hurt for about three weeks. 😎 (At some time, he was doing commercials for Colt 45.)

      For me, SW was mostly timing. I was almost twenty when the first one released in theatres. As a result, I just never felt compelled to stand in the long lines and watch them. My ideal in Sci-F