13 Threads?!?

There has to be something better to do in your life, than spend the time required to start 13 of the 15 different threads currently listed on the Pirates Cove. All about basically the same thing and the same person. This is not healthy. Other than your children and your true love in life, no one should occupy this much of your waking mind. For the love of all that Holy, as well as your own sanity- let it go...