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The new Star Wars: "Farce Awakens" movie: SPOILER ALERT!

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Han Solo gets killed by a lightsaber in the movie by his son.His (and "General" Leia's) son is the main bad guy.The stormtroopers still can't fire a weapon. The new oversized Death Planet is AGAIN destroyed due to a weakness in it's design.The Evil Empire destroyed 4+ planets of the Resistance, but left 1 planet intact "because it had a droid" with information on Skywalker's location.Hello! Blow up that planet too & just let The Force lead you to Skywalker. Duh.The planet they left intact took down down their whole operation.Two (2) different people who had NO LIGHTSABER/FORCE TRAINING basically kicked the new darth bad guy's ass.The new darth bad guy was a total pussy too. <--I'm sure he had prescriptions for ADD & ADHD and anti-depressants and was seeing the Emperical school counsellor/nurse too.And why didn't the dark side DESTROY the Millenium Falcon YEARS AGO?? WTF?!?! It was a little on the overrated side.

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