Some of these are silly but some are really funny. I only posted the first 5, but you get the point. http://walterfootball.com/draft2015emmitt.php Emmitt Smith's 2015 NFL Mock Draft Last update: Sometime in the weekend of 2015. Next update: Only crazy person update his mark draft second time. Or maybe time after second time. Emmitt has done a great job of cleaning up his grammatical issues since his TV days, but that doesn't mean we can't pretend that he's still debacling the English language. I've vowed that until someone hires him, I'll continue to pump out these Emmitt Mocks, so they will continue, despite his impressive (and disappointing) improvement in terms of using words correctly. This is what a 2015 NFL Mock Draft would look like if Emmitt Smith created one. This is satire, so don't take this seriously. But please read it - Emmitt put his blood, sweat and cry into it. Emmitt Smith makes a 2015 NFL Mock Draft. "This mark draft is five year in the making. I mean, five week. Wait, which are longer, year or week?" 1.image: 
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: James Winston, QB, Florida State image: 
I actually do some research this time for my 2015 NFL mark draft and I have to say that I am surprise. Very surprise. When I hear that James Winston a luck to go No. 1 overall at the top. How can he be a luck when he have so many baggage. And by baggage, I do not mean the suitcase you bring with yourselves to the seaport when you go on the vacation. When I say baggage, I mean bad thing. Bad thing off the field. For examples, I read the other day that James Winston stolened crab leg. This very bad. Can you imagine if you the crab, and this hot-shot quarterback come to your house and steal your leg? This so rude, it is the definitioned of rudeness in the dictory if you open the dictonary and turn to the page that have the word in it. So James, how the crab suppose to walk if he do not have his leg anymore? Maybe the Buccaneer know what he doing when he planning on taking James Winston, but I am going to make a predict. I would not touch James Winston with a five-inch pole because of his off-field issue. 2.image: 
Tennessee Titans: Dante Fowlball, DE/OLB, University of Gator image: 
There are some discuss that the Titan can take a quarterback with this pick. This obviously a smoke screen - a screen that have smoke. And where there is smoke, there firemen. First of all, the Titan already has two quarterback. Zach Cheeseburger play very good football on one game I sawed him play against the Steeler on Monday night football. I cannot remember what day I saw this happen for the lives of me, but it happen in the recent. And my third point is that Vince Young coming back from vacation. I read on the newspaper that Young say he was on vacation and he gonna play football once again for the Titan. Instead of another quarterback, how about the Titan gonna take my friend from the University of Gator, Dante Fowlball. Dante Fowball a great player who do great thing on and on the football field. He also great in the community. He tolded me he watch the show Community so that how I know he great in the community because while I do not know the premise of the show Community, I has to imagine it about how to be good in the community. 3.image: 
Jacksonville Jaguars: Malcom Brown, DT, Texas image: 
The Jaguar do not have any hope, but his No. 1 biggest need is to find somebody who can swim. This very important because the Jaguar have a pool in the stadium. One kid drown in the pool, I hear on the radio, so the Jaguar need to find a player who can swim to rescue the drowning person in the middle of the game if need be. Because Pamela Anderson from Babewatch not walking through that door anytime in the near futures! I go to goggle.com to try and find information on which football player can also swim too, but my computer got a virus so I take it to the hospital. After he feel better, I realize that I mist spelled google.com and try it. The first name that comed up is Malcom Brown, defensive tackle for the Texas, my second hometown. I heard the name of Malcom Brown before. He play good for the Texas. Google also say he swim. So, if a fat kid drown again because he do not wait 30 minutes after eating his hot dog, Malcom Brown can stop whatever he doing and dive onto the pool to save the kid from the drown. 4.image: 
Oakland Raiders: Leonard Williams, DE/DT, USC image: 
First of all, I want to wish my condolinsts to Leonard Williams for his lost the other day. Tragic strike when one of my favorite actor Leonard Nimoy die. Leonard William and Leonard Nimoy have blood relation because they both have the same first name Leonard. I bet Leonard William the long-lost son or uncle of Leonard Nimoy. I call Leonard William to apologize for his lost, but he say he confuse. Very confuse. It was clear to me that he denial. And denial not just a river in the Amazon. What was I going to say? I lost my train of think. Oh yes, Leonard Nimoy such a great actor. I will always remember him as Captain Spot from Star Wars. If you do not ever see the show, he was not a human; he was a Volcano. But unlike the volcano we have on this planet, Captain Spot use his Volcano power to control people thought. Good thing people do not have this power in real lives or he gonna make everyone have sexual with each other! 5.image: 
Washington Redskins: Robert Griffin IV, QB, Baylor image: 
It is time for the Redskin to cut tie with Robert Griffin III Jr. And when you cut tie, you have half a suit, so you need to go to the Man Warehouse to buy a new tie. Robert Griffin III Jr. become a failure because he a pre-Madonna - the type of singer Madonna was before he was a singer. But fortunate smile on the Redskin because Robert Griffin IV Sr. available for the taking. Everybody know that four is greater than three. That is because the Pac-man symbol > eat the four when the three acrossed from itself. That actually remind me of a famous joke. Why do seven afraid of nine. Because seven eat nine. Get it? Read more at http://walterfootball.com/draft2015emmitt.php#PcbDwgzvPbT8lfDR.99
