Twas the night before preseason,And all through the Bay,There was a constant sound of stirring,As if walking through hay,Ye it was Doug Martin,The hamster with speed,And with muscles he broke from his cage and was freed.He set out on a mission, To rejoin his allies,And together they were a force that forcibly beat bad guys.With McCown at the helm,And a stable of backs,Martin and the offense are poised to attack,And though they field guards that are used to the benches,They added some valuable bodies in the trenches,Ant Collins looks solid, like the rock of JibralterAnd we got Evan D Smith to leave Green Bay at the alterAs long as our big men can hold back the rush,McCown will be slinging it like coke at the club,But Freeman be damned, there's no D that can beat us,Cause Evans and Jackson abort DBs like fetuses.And the experts better rethink their tight end fantasy rankings,Cause no one can stop the great Austin Seferian Jenkins.And what about the defense?We dont have one.Instead we have a second offense,That picks apart QBs who operate out of the shotgun,In fact they even kill signal callers who make their plays in the pocket,Cause Gerald won't shake your hand but he'll seperate your arm from its socket.And Michael Johnson rushing the passer,You can bank on him producing,In fact you can bank on the whole defense with the cover two we're re-introducing,Lavonte going crazy, he's a force all by himself,And Barron and Goldson are sure to put some people on the shelf.Lovie's got his trust in the boys manning the outside,With Vernor and Banks shutting down receivers who line up out wide.But none of that compares to the greatest news of all,Returning to the Bucs and ready to play some Buc Ball,A future hall of famer, The savior of the teamConnor Barth is back now,And the Bucs will be living the dream.
