Ex-Giants QB Jared Lorenzen weighs 320 pounds, but he's still got it By Nate Scott USA Today Sports4 hours ago @aNateScott 
Kyle Scott ? @Ky1eSc0tt Jared Lorenzen and NKY River Monsters warming up for 8 pm kick vs Bluegrass Warhorses. 4:38 PM - 3 Feb 2014 Jared Lorenzen got a Super Bowl ring as Eli Manning’s backup in Super Bowl XLII, and the former University of Kentucky quarterback is now playing for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the CIFL. He’s also, uh, not quite in the shape he was as an NFL quarterback. The River Monsters list him at 320 pounds on the roster, which is probably generous. Here he was on the Giants:
This is Lorenzen now:
Bart Hubbuch ? @HubbuchNYP A different shot of Jared Lorenzen tonight, per @Ky1eSc0tt. 5:24 PM - 3 Feb 2014 He can still move, though He also still has what it takes to win. The River Monsters beat the Bluegrass Warhorses 36-20.
Still playing QB? Probably bigger than his olineman
As someones who's lived In Lexington, Ky all my life, seeing Jared make national news is cool to see. I see him all the time at Bufallo wild wings lol
I always wondered what the real life Cartman might look like.
He was a bad ass at Kentucky.
Yea he was. He still has an arm from what Ive seen...and surprisingly hard to bring down lol.
Yea he was. He still has an arm from what Ive seen...and surprisingly hard to bring down lol.
I wish a guy like that wins a Super Bowl one day so we can hear how everyone needs a fat QB. That would make the combine great.
I remember seeing him in pre season games for the Giants. Always thought he looked ok. Had a decent arm. He was probably 280 in those days.
I'd love to see him run a QB sneak
Talk about the Round Mound of Touchdown!
Yea he was. He still has an arm from what Ive seen...and surprisingly hard to bring down lol.
pretty sure all it will take is a case of corn dogs
Yea he was. He still has an arm from what Ive seen...and surprisingly hard to bring down lol.
I wish a guy like that wins a Super Bowl one day so we can hear how everyone needs a fat QB. That would make the combine great.
Hahahaha! Awesome!SHOULD LORENZEN'S SUPER BOWL WIN AFFECT BUCS PLANS AT QB?
SHOULD LORENZEN'S SUPER BOWL WIN AFFECT BUCS PLANS AT QB?
Yes we need to copy this ASAP! Who needs an Oline when it takes 3-4 people to sack your QB!
Poking fun at some fat guy in the CIFL = superclassy.
Poking fun at some fat guy in the CIFL = superclassy.
At least he didn't OD on heroin. Let's all poke Benchwarmer#1 now! *POKE*