Oh, Red Board. My beloved Bucs headquarters. I have missed thee. Mom's death was hard, but I'm back and here to stay! Obviously things have shaken up in Bucland quite a bit! So here are my thoughts....We have the Number One Pick....HOT DAMN!!
But then, I remember that Lovie's still here, and I'm like:
Ohhhh it scares me! It really does. No matter who our Pick is, He has to be NURTURED! Like a small wee babe in his mothers arms! How do you expert a player to grow into the NFL and not be taught to blow chunks if your teachers are dumb as rocks Offensively? But more on that in a minute! Let's look at our options...
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...............Why are people against going QB again? .____.Seriously! I want to know...after all the crap we've been through with quarterbacks?! Don't we deserve a chance?! A mere SHRED of hope? Because last I checked, Nccown and Glennon haven't done anything for us,,,except suck hard enough for us! 8) BUT that's beside the point!First it was that Bridgewatter couldn't make it, and now this? Don't we do this every year?? 
"Dangit, Buc-Fans!"Sooner or later we have to take risks around here that actually have REWARD potential! I understand that we are basically a fanbase that has been abused so much we've lost the ability to feel inside, but if we ever want to feel happy about this team again, we have to start looking to CHANGE! So let's just try it, just for a minute...let's pretend that both these QB's are absolute studs, shall we? In the event that's true, do you know what that means, Tampa?! OUR NIGHTMARES ARE OVER! AT LONG LAST!That's RIGHT....
"YOU get a Franchise Quarterback...!YOU get a Franchise Quarterback....!
WE ALL GET A FRANCHISE QUARTERBACK!!!~"The risk may be there, but when's the next time we'll be in this position?! All joking aside, even if we suck next year, who is coming around that could be that guy?We have to try this year. We just have to. Stop being abused spouses! COME INTO THE SUNLIGHT!! This is OUR draft! THIS is the moment we finally get our wish!That said, Who do I think we need? Well...It's a toughie...Jamies, despite the last game and the incidents off field, can do anything. He had a bad game that day unlike how he usually plays. If he can ONLY settle down and mature, he will be okay.Man, though, Mariota in the right system just...
...I need a towel.Question is, what to do? We'd need an OC that can train Mariota for the NFL while utilizing what makes him great...Frost as OC is my choice, Followed by Trestman as QB coach. However, if we must get Winston, let us give him Dirk Digg---I mean, Dirk K. He has the ability to make Ryan look good, so Winston should be a cakewalk. Being mentored by Lovie as far as his attitude will be a plus also.Get Rod in here for the D line as well, draft Olines in the other rounds, and we'll be set!I'm just so excite-TWO OF THEM GUYS! WE GET TO PICK FROM BOTH!! ;D Assuming They declare.... ::)I just don't understand it. to me, this should be a Joyus time! WE SUCK, GUYS! WE ACTUALLY SUCK!! THE RIGHT WAY!!!Now, don't eff this up! Someone find a bald head and rub it! We need good Juju!! :)GO BUCS!! WE SUCKED AND WE'RE GLAD!!!
