I Feel Like I'm Fixin To Die (Revis Version)

(With all apologies to Country Joe McDonald)Well c'mon all you Buccaneer fansUncle Malcom needs your help againHe's got himself in a terrible jamCos Lovie won't play man to manSo pack up your jerseys and start to runWe ain't gonna have much fun (Chorus)And it's one two three,What are we rooting for?You ask me I don't give a damnNo corners, got no SamAnd it's 5-6-7 going to last placeWe're cutting Revis, I don't know why...Whoopee! Ole Lovie lied.