New Uniform Design Unveiled

http://boards.sportslogos.net/topic/97341-tampa-bay-buccaneers-getting-new-logo-helmet-uniforms/page-76

"A very short while agoI can still remember when the Buccaneers would make me smileAnd I knew if I had my chance that I could redesign their pants And maybe fans would be happy for awhile But February made me shiverWith every rumor they'd deliverStrange helmet on the door step...I couldn't shake it's bad rep I can't remember if I cried when I saw their unis got Nike-fiedSomething broke me deep inside the day...Bucs unis...died So bye, bye Quality DesignTook the bevel to new levels and many souls criedAnd the good old red and pewter look that they deniedFor numbers that are chrome-ifiedFor numbers that are chrome-ified Did you make a logo site and do you have faith in Philip Knight?If Nike tells us soNow do you believe in cut-and-paste with the XFL and toxic waste?And can you teach me how to meet deadlines real slow? Well I know that you're in love with matteI saw the Vikings helmet not quite fall flatYou both made the purple look less blueAnd I dug those purply hues I was a lonely liker of the BucsWith their colors rad and their old coach ChuckBut "God :censored: ing damn," I shouted, "these :censored: ing suck" The day Bucs Unis Died *chorus* Now for 17 years this look had been real swell Saving the franchise from creamsicle hell But that's now how it used to beWhen Dungy was praising Shaun E. King before Chucky hijacked his winning teamAnd they both now haunt my TV And while our heads were looking down, the Glazers shopped their look aroundBig investment with no returnAll these jerseys should be burnedAnd while Goodell re-wrote a book of rules, Nike went to work with Satan's tools and the NFL played us all for foolsThe day the Bucs Unis Died. *chorus* Hocus Pocus and a plague of locusts please descend upon the look that broke usAfter the Jags we're falling fastWe landed hard upon the painted grassMike Glennon fumbled a forward pass, Darrelle Revis on the sidelines counting cash The halftime air had scents of doom as their new jerseys entered the locker roomRandom swatches on their pants, clock numbers counted their last chanceAs Nike tried to rape the fieldThe Bucs fans refused to yieldPiss on the rotten NFL shield today Bucs Unis Died *chorus* And there we all were in the CCSLCGenerations of aesthetics geeksWith no patience left to start againSo Licht Be Nimble, Licht Be QuickFighting staph infections and Lovie SmithFiring everyone is just a means to an end As I watched the unveil take center stageMy hands were clenched in fists of rageNo designer ever lured to hell could design such a turdAs the uniforms freshly ate the flamesA fireball rose over Raymond JamesHere we are left to take the blame the day the Bucs Unis Died *chorus  I met a fan who had season tix and I asked what he thought of thisHe simply frowned and turned awayI went down to the sacred store where once hung the jerseys I did adoreBut the man there said the jerseys went away And in the streets the children screamedIt's the XFL look of their dreamsNot a word was spokenAdults hearts all were broken Red and pewter I admired mostNow are ketchup mustard and burnt toastI'm glad as hell I don't live on the coast today, the Bucs Unis Died. So bye, bye Quality DesignTook the bevel to new levels and many souls criedAnd the good old red and pewter look that they deniedFor numbers that are chrome-ifiedFor numbers that are chrome-ified