http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/01/witness_told_police_jets_tight_end_kellen_winslow_jr_was_masturbating_in_his_car.html#incart_more_sports Lmao. Desperate much
I heard that he was rededicating himself and really working on improving his hands this offseason
Schiano men don't eat at Boston Market. LOL at 2 containers of Vaseline.
So now men can't masterbate in the privacy of their own car? What the hell? I suppose that woman was just upset that he didn't rape her.
More Vaseline and ky jelly stat.
Ah, the fabled derkin..But seriously...how much jerking are you doing to have two cans of vaseline?Now we have to rename him j2.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats heemy boy for you
Ah, the fabled derkin..But seriously...how much jerking are you doing to have two cans of vaseline?Now we have to rename him j2.
Sgt.ky jelly? Dj dick in his hands?
I guess "Mr. Happy" and "Funky Monkey" will do that to you.
Toes on the line Sgt. Winslow
woman: pretty cold out here todaywinslow: not at all, SEE!woman: *screams*
Seriously. What man doesn't keep at least 2 jars of vaseline in their car at all times in case they want to have a quick jerk?
what is wrong with this guy? NFL players in the league as long as him that have made as much as him have other options for this type of outlet. This is something you would see the on the local news, except I have never seen the perpetrator to be a multimillionare professional athlete.
He was in a Target lot? That is so WalMart...
Another example of why you don't smoke the fake stuff.
