Why can't the man tug on his yogurt rifle in his own car?She should be lucky he didn't push off on her.
And it's sad that a young millionaire doesn't have a nice piece of poon to call up in that situation.
LOL the tuesday after jets week 11 blowout loss to the bills, kellen winslow thinks to himself "hmm maybe I'll go get high and jerk off in a target parking lot" fucking classic.
And it's sad that a young millionaire doesn't have a nice piece of poon to call up in that situation.
She was shopping.
With his window down no less...
ProFootballTalk ?@ProFootballTalk 3mKellen Winslow: I was just changing clothes http://wp.me/p14QSB-9ojG
ProFootballTalk ?@ProFootballTalk 3mKellen Winslow: I was just changing clothes http://wp.me/p14QSB-9ojG
Lol yea we know kellen we know ;)
ProFootballTalk ?@ProFootballTalk 3mKellen Winslow: I was just changing clothes http://wp.me/p14QSB-9ojG
what was the vaseline for then?
ProFootballTalk ?@ProFootballTalk 3mKellen Winslow: I was just changing clothes http://wp.me/p14QSB-9ojG
what was the vaseline for then?
Chapped lips?
W.T.F?!!!
That's what SHE said...!
And it's sad that a young millionaire doesn't have a nice piece of poon to call up in that situation.
She was shopping.
Maybe he was trying to rub one out to lessen the anxiety.
ProFootballTalk ?@ProFootballTalk 3mKellen Winslow: I was just changing clothes http://wp.me/p14QSB-9ojG
he didn't say that in the police report.
...Boid?....:o I think you might wanna look at this!
'The two containers of Vaseline are ignored altogether in the statement, which may be for the best.'
