Changing clothes? Wasn't his first story he was looking for Boston Market?
Anyone have the link to the 'Beat It' song they played on 98.7 The Fan earlier about Winslow? (Parody version of it about him, not the original song by Michael Jackson.)
What's the big deal? He could not find the Boston Market so he jerked off instead. He couldn't eat. He couldn't very well sleep in the car. What other options are there?
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Yea he wins
...they WANT him in THEIR parking lot??That's like saying "come masturbate at our place."At least peewee used a movie theater...What's wrong with you k2!?
Personally, my favorite part of the story is when the woman walks up to the car and the first thing she says is "Cold out, huh?"That's an ego killer right there.
Dude has always been a little "different". Its a shame too, his dad was a great, great, player. And this dude is harming the Winslow name.
Dude has always been a little "different". Its a shame too, his dad was a great, great, player. And this dude is harming the Winslow name.
I'd wager his dad is right about now looking for a way to change HIS OWN NAME so they can not be associated with each other.Now we know the source of the MRSA....
Your move Aaron Hernandez...
Anyone else find it ironic he had the synthetic mj dubbed "funky monkey?"That shit needs to come with a warning label.."side effects may include, .. buying too much vaseline, always wondering where boston market is located, and the occasional derkin at target parking lots."
Anyone else find it ironic he had the synthetic mj dubbed "funky monkey?"That **CENSORED** needs to come with a warning label.."side effects may include, .. buying too much vaseline, always wondering where boston market is located, and the occasional derkin at target parking lots."
Legal synthetic usually says "Warning: Not For Human Consumption"
That should have been a Tampa Target parking lot. I can't believe that's being lost in this. Thanks again Greg Schiano. Was his window actually down or something? Did this chick see him jerking off and start talking to him through his closed window? I guess that sounds like jersey. I can't believe his windows aren't tinted better. Amateur.