So, does the value of a k2 Jersey go up or down now? Lol.
He never was much of a team player, always me me me.
Keep in mind guys, that this is the word of someone who would bother an *emergency* phone line and cops that have bigger fish to fry to report this of all things versus.. well.. it is Winslow, but still.
See, this is what hookers and boats are for.J2 is doing it wrong..
Keep in mind guys, that this is the word of someone who would bother an *emergency* phone line and cops that have bigger fish to fry to report this of all things versus.. well.. it is Winslow, but still.
Dude, it was in a public place. Kids are around. Targets don't even stay open late, so I don't even need to know what time of day it was.It's not the time nor place to rub one out. With as much money he stole from the bucs, he could build a jerk palace.I would've called on him too. If I can't spank the monkey in public without trouble, neither can anyone else.
Keep in mind guys, that this is the word of someone who would bother an *emergency* phone line and cops that have bigger fish to fry to report this of all things versus.. well.. it is Winslow, but still.
Dude, it was in a public place. Kids are around. Targets don't even stay open late, so I don't even need to know what time of day it was.It's not the time nor place to rub one out. With as much money he stole from the bucs, he could build a jerk palace.I would've called on him too. If I can't spank the monkey in public without trouble, neither can anyone else.
Yeah, I have no problem with her reporting this to the police either.
While this appears to be the actions of a sexual degenerate, in fact there is a totally logical football reason for this. After suffering with the likes of Josh Freeman and Geno Smith throwing him passes, Kellen turned to smoking synthetic weed. He became increasingly impulsive and delusional to the point where he believed Peyton Manning was in fact his QB...this is the likely reason that eyewitnesses reported screams of "Omaha!!" coming from his vehicle. It's totally plausible and understandable from a football standpoint....but TWO jars of vaseline? I got nuthin....
I'm calling bs btfu.Most likely he was trying to smother the crabs he got from boston market.He was trying to find the one he got crabs at, to tell them they should use some viseline too. That's why two.
Keep in mind guys, that this is the word of someone who would bother an *emergency* phone line and cops that have bigger fish to fry to report this of all things versus.. well.. it is Winslow, but still.
Dude, it was in a public place. Kids are around. Targets don't even stay open late, so I don't even need to know what time of day it was.It's not the time nor place to rub one out. With as much money he stole from the bucs, he could build a jerk palace.I would've called on him too. If I can't spank the monkey in public without trouble, neither can anyone else.
Yeah, I have no problem with her reporting this to the police either.
She said she "believed" he was doing it. She's not 100% sure.Besides, why would he be doing that with his window rolled down? Doesn't add up IMO.
I'm working on my next hit single for the clubs...here's a snippet:"I'm a soldier....I go fast n meanYa I told ya...with 2 jars of vaseline"(sung in autotune obviously)
I suppose so LR, but for the sake of comedic gold we gotta believe. I mean, WE'RE normally the laughingstocks, but not much "beats" what j2 is assumed to have done.Imo, it couldn't have happened to a better person anyway. The guy is a crappy person, there really is no excuse for him anyway.
Keep in mind guys, that this is the word of someone who would bother an *emergency* phone line and cops that have bigger fish to fry to report this of all things versus.. well.. it is Winslow, but still.
Dude, it was in a public place. Kids are around. Targets don't even stay open late, so I don't even need to know what time of day it was.It's not the time nor place to rub one out. With as much money he stole from the bucs, he could build a jerk palace.I would've called on him too. If I can't spank the monkey in public without trouble, neither can anyone else.
Yeah, I have no problem with her reporting this to the police either.
She said she "believed" he was doing it. She's not 100% sure.Besides, why would he be doing that with his window rolled down? Doesn't add up IMO.
Well, she believed he was masturbating, because she saw his erect penis on display, while sitting in a car in a public place- hardly a big leap of logic. Besides, isn't that what the authorities want the public to do? Would you have preferred she approach a large man with an erect penis out to get a better perspective and better be able to identify the said penis in a Police line-up?Why would he be doing it with the window down? Well, why would one park their car in a Target parking lot after and undress when they can't find a Boston Market? Why would two open jars of Vasoline be sitting on the dashboard of a vehicle while undressing in a Target parking lot, after failing to locate a Target? Why would he have synthetic marijuana packets scattered through the cab? Yes, Einstein, a lot of things don't add up- her contacting the police is hardly one of them.
Yup, the jars of vaseline sell it.And, I'm assuming everyone here that is a male understands the "slouch" to "sitting up" routine when getting caught or disturbed unexpectedly.Idk why he would put himself in a "bad jerk" situation anyway. It sucks to be interrupted, masturbating or sex.
Dad, a legit HOFer on AND off the field, has gotta be embarassed to have beget this incredible shrinking idiot; virtually no functioning brain at all left between those ears... http://www.espsportslawpro.com/Gill_Byrd%20.htm
I suppose so LR, but for the sake of comedic gold we gotta believe. I mean, WE'RE normally the laughingstocks, but not much "beats" what j2 is assumed to have done.Imo, it couldn't have happened to a better person anyway. The guy is a crappy person, there really is no excuse for him anyway.
This I can agree with x)
