Keep in mind guys, that this is the word of someone who would bother an *emergency* phone line and cops that have bigger fish to fry to report this of all things versus.. well.. it is Winslow, but still.
Dude, it was in a public place. Kids are around. Targets don't even stay open late, so I don't even need to know what time of day it was.It's not the time nor place to rub one out. With as much money he stole from the bucs, he could build a jerk palace.I would've called on him too. If I can't spank the monkey in public without trouble, neither can anyone else.
Yeah, I have no problem with her reporting this to the police either.
She said she "believed" he was doing it. She's not 100% sure.Besides, why would he be doing that with his window rolled down? Doesn't add up IMO.
Well, she believed he was masturbating, because she saw his erect penis on display, while sitting in a car in a public place- hardly a big leap of logic. Besides, isn't that what the authorities want the public to do? Would you have preferred she approach a large man with an erect penis out to get a better perspective and better be able to identify the said penis in a Police line-up?Why would he be doing it with the window down? Well, why would one park their car in a Target parking lot after and undress when they can't find a Boston Market? Why would two open jars of Vasoline be sitting on the dashboard of a vehicle while undressing in a Target parking lot, after failing to locate a Target? Why would he have synthetic marijuana packets scattered through the cab? Yes, Einstein, a lot of things don't add up- her contacting the police is hardly one of them.
I've never seen synthetic marijuana make people decide to jerk it. If anything they get extremely paranoid or extremely lazy.And I don't know how to phrase this, but old white women sees a black guys hoo-ha for the first time... well you know size stereotypes xD. Sigh. Dave Chappel could turn that into a funnier sketch than I.
Keep in mind guys, that this is the word of someone who would bother an *emergency* phone line and cops that have bigger fish to fry to report this of all things versus.. well.. it is Winslow, but still.
Dude, it was in a public place. Kids are around. Targets don't even stay open late, so I don't even need to know what time of day it was.It's not the time nor place to rub one out. With as much money he stole from the bucs, he could build a jerk palace.I would've called on him too. If I can't spank the monkey in public without trouble, neither can anyone else.
Yeah, I have no problem with her reporting this to the police either.
She said she "believed" he was doing it. She's not 100% sure.Besides, why would he be doing that with his window rolled down? Doesn't add up IMO.
Well, she believed he was masturbating, because she saw his erect penis on display, while sitting in a car in a public place- hardly a big leap of logic. Besides, isn't that what the authorities want the public to do? Would you have preferred she approach a large man with an erect penis out to get a better perspective and better be able to identify the said penis in a Police line-up?Why would he be doing it with the window down? Well, why would one park their car in a Target parking lot after and undress when they can't find a Boston Market? Why would two open jars of Vasoline be sitting on the dashboard of a vehicle while undressing in a Target parking lot, after failing to locate a Target? Why would he have synthetic marijuana packets scattered through the cab? Yes, Einstein, a lot of things don't add up- her contacting the police is hardly one of them.
I've never seen synthetic marijuana make people decide to jerk it. If anything they get extremely paranoid or extremely lazy.And I don't know how to phrase this, but old white women sees a black guys hoo-ha for the first time... well you know size stereotypes xD. Sigh. Dave Chappel could turn that into a funnier sketch than I.
No offense, but you aren't making any sense to me. First, you claim that a woman is wasting the time and resources reporting this to police. Then, something "doesn't add up", about the situation because the window was down during the incident, implying she was lying or he was being wronged somehow. Then you decide, that she is an old white woman ( because you are allowed to make such leaps of faith but she isn't allowed to assume that the man sitting in his car with an erect penis and two jars of Vasoline is masturbating) and only her racial bias causes her to call the cops. Dude, you need to grow up, and stop attacking the woman, and just accept that he was probably doing something dumb. I don't know if you're hell bent on defaming her and defending him because you like to tickle the piccolo in public too, or of you just want to defend him based on the drugs. Either way, you are bringing to sound like the guys who blame a woman for sexual assault/harassment because of the clothes she was wearing.
Yeah man- k2 is guilty as hell on this one.Now, he might not get into actual trouble about it, but he definitely looks guilty as hell.Oj walked around free and everyone and their mom knew that turd had at least a hand in it.
Yeah man- k2 is guilty as hell on this one.Now, he might not get into actual trouble about it, but he definitely looks guilty as hell.Oj walked around free and everyone and their mom knew that turd had at least a hand in it.
Well we definitely know K2 had one hand (possibly 2) in it...
Boid wins!
