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The Bucs need the #1 overall pick so they can have their choice of ANY player. Probably a QB. It should be a QB. WHY DON'T WE HAVE A QB!? FIRE LOV- Sorry. That's a reflex at this point. Anywho, I've compiled a list of teams to root for and why rooting for them could be a rewarding experience.1. Jacksonville
Their logo and colors are one of the few things that keep me a Buc fan instead.What This Team Has To Offer: It's a local team, so that might make it easier for some of you local fellas. Besides, Jacksonville only has 7 fans. We could triple their fanbase numbers AND you'd be an anti bandwagoneer! Who else becomes a Jags fan halfway through a 1-8 season besides a doomed free agent? No one would expect it, that's how genius it is!Player To Root For: Blake Bortles. He's an interesting prospect that gives Bucs fans an opportunity to root for a potential franchise QB. This is good training for when the Bucs get one in the year 2084. Also he actually looks like a QB and not a galloping baby giraffe.2. Oakland
What This Team Has To Offer: The Raiders are a sloppy and haphazard team. However, what they lack in talent, they make up for in grit. They've played a lot of teams close and they're basically Bucs too. Look at the logo. Plus you can pretend Gruden is coaching them. Java.Player To Root For: Donald Penn. He's a Buc at heart that was let go too early by Adolf H- I mean Lovie Smith. Also when Penn does well Lovie looks even more dumb. Points!3. New York Jets
I like that logo better. Don't you?What This Team Has To Offer: The Jets are a media circus, and it's fun to watch when you're not a Jets fan. As temporary Jets fans you can still laugh at the circus without all the embarrassment of being a Jets fan. (ProTip: You're still a Bucs fan, so that last part is moot).Player(s) To Root For: D'Brickashaw Ferguson and Nick Mangold. I don't consider them separate players. It's one guy playing two positions at once. That in itself is amazing. Player(s) To Root For: What that wasn't a good enough explanation? Fine. They're lunchpail players that don't deserve the media circus. Wow that was a boring reason. Happy?Bonus Player To Root For: Geno Smith. If Geno can eat Brady's heart and gain his powers then the Jets won't even need to draft a QB leaving the Bucs in a better position. What? You expected someone that graduated from West Virginia to read a defense? Harrumph. Super Bonus Player To Root For: Michael Vick. You know why. Imagine if he made the pro bowl. This board would be a troll's Disneyland.4. St. Louis
What This Team Has To Offer: Nothing really since Michael Sam left. St. Louis is a really boring team with really boring players. Lovie should coach there.Player To Root For: Austin Davis. The guy is a classic unheralded quarterback. Wouldn't you want to say that you were watching when Davis became a good quarterback? Probably not, but if he's good than the Rams should avoid a QB and should win games.Bonus Players To Root For: Davin Joseph and Mark Barron. Davin proved to be mediocre if not below average, but Barron can be a special role player for Fisher. Either of these players performing well bodes well for the Fire Lovie movement.5. Tennessee
What This Team Has To Offer: Absolutely nothing. The most interesting thing to happen to the Titans was that time they were the Oilers, but that's interesting for the Oilers right? Lovie could coach here, but I doubt he'd enjoy London in 2022.Player To Root For: Zach Mettenberger. He's the 21st century man's quarterback. From getting into bar fights without even trying and rustling the jimmies of the less social media inclined veterans, Zach makes some interesting headlines. If Zach can be good, not only will the Titans not need a QB, we can enjoy more Mettenberger antics! Also. The Titan's receivers suck. All of them. Zach would be the new Brady especially when the Titans sign Calvin Johnson in a few years, so they can run the table, set records and to lose to Eli or something unrealistic like that.Bonus Player To Root For: Ryan Succop. I've always found his name can give me a chuckle. I'm also 9 years old.6. Atlanta
What This Team Has To Offer: You can witness the greatest ratio of talent to wasted talent in the league. How frustrating must it be for the Falcons fan to have such a complete team only to watch their coach squander it. Also if this team loses out they can get high draft picks. That's not good for the next Bucs coach. Player To Root For: Devin Hester. This guy used to be electrifying. It'd be great if he could do it a few times against Lovie.
Their logo and colors are one of the few things that keep me a Buc fan instead.What This Team Has To Offer: It's a local team, so that might make it easier for some of you local fellas. Besides, Jacksonville only has 7 fans. We could triple their fanbase numbers AND you'd be an anti bandwagoneer! Who else becomes a Jags fan halfway through a 1-8 season besides a doomed free agent? No one would expect it, that's how genius it is!Player To Root For: Blake Bortles. He's an interesting prospect that gives Bucs fans an opportunity to root for a potential franchise QB. This is good training for when the Bucs get one in the year 2084. Also he actually looks like a QB and not a galloping baby giraffe.2. OaklandWhat This Team Has To Offer: The Raiders are a sloppy and haphazard team. However, what they lack in talent, they make up for in grit. They've played a lot of teams close and they're basically Bucs too. Look at the logo. Plus you can pretend Gruden is coaching them. Java.Player To Root For: Donald Penn. He's a Buc at heart that was let go too early by Adolf H- I mean Lovie Smith. Also when Penn does well Lovie looks even more dumb. Points!3. New York JetsI like that logo better. Don't you?What This Team Has To Offer: The Jets are a media circus, and it's fun to watch when you're not a Jets fan. As temporary Jets fans you can still laugh at the circus without all the embarrassment of being a Jets fan. (ProTip: You're still a Bucs fan, so that last part is moot).Player(s) To Root For: D'Brickashaw Ferguson and Nick Mangold. I don't consider them separate players. It's one guy playing two positions at once. That in itself is amazing. Player(s) To Root For: What that wasn't a good enough explanation? Fine. They're lunchpail players that don't deserve the media circus. Wow that was a boring reason. Happy?Bonus Player To Root For: Geno Smith. If Geno can eat Brady's heart and gain his powers then the Jets won't even need to draft a QB leaving the Bucs in a better position. What? You expected someone that graduated from West Virginia to read a defense? Harrumph. Super Bonus Player To Root For: Michael Vick. You know why. Imagine if he made the pro bowl. This board would be a troll's Disneyland.4. St. LouisWhat This Team Has To Offer: Nothing really since Michael Sam left. St. Louis is a really boring team with really boring players. Lovie should coach there.Player To Root For: Austin Davis. The guy is a classic unheralded quarterback. Wouldn't you want to say that you were watching when Davis became a good quarterback? Probably not, but if he's good than the Rams should avoid a QB and should win games.Bonus Players To Root For: Davin Joseph and Mark Barron. Davin proved to be mediocre if not below average, but Barron can be a special role player for Fisher. Either of these players performing well bodes well for the Fire Lovie movement.5. TennesseeWhat This Team Has To Offer: Absolutely nothing. The most interesting thing to happen to the Titans was that time they were the Oilers, but that's interesting for the Oilers right? Lovie could coach here, but I doubt he'd enjoy London in 2022.Player To Root For: Zach Mettenberger. He's the 21st century man's quarterback. From getting into bar fights without even trying and rustling the jimmies of the less social media inclined veterans, Zach makes some interesting headlines. If Zach can be good, not only will the Titans not need a QB, we can enjoy more Mettenberger antics! Also. The Titan's receivers suck. All of them. Zach would be the new Brady especially when the Titans sign Calvin Johnson in a few years, so they can run the table, set records and to lose to Eli or something unrealistic like that.Bonus Player To Root For: Ryan Succop. I've always found his name can give me a chuckle. I'm also 9 years old.6. AtlantaWhat This Team Has To Offer: You can witness the greatest ratio of talent to wasted talent in the league. How frustrating must it be for the Falcons fan to have such a complete team only to watch their coach squander it. Also if this team loses out they can get high draft picks. That's not good for the next Bucs coach. Player To Root For: Devin Hester. This guy used to be electrifying. It'd be great if he could do it a few times against Lovie.
Posted : Nov. 2, 2014 6:37 pm
