Mason Foster kissed Karen. On the lips. And HATE got mad.
Mason Foster has an autobiography about his life. After a torrent of fan mail that annoyed him to no end, he demanded his name in that book be changed to "Jesus".
Mason Foster eats freshly killed unicorn for dinner every day.
It is a widely known fact that Mason Foster cannot see movement, so as long as you stay still he won't attack you.
The fear of spiders is referred to as arachnaphobia. The fear of Mason Foster is called common sense.
Mason Foster is the one who knocks.
When Mason Foster left for college, he turned to his father and said, "Now, you're the man of the house."
Everytime Rick Stroud posts an article we are reminded of why we don't want to get hit by Mason Foster.
Mason Foster had Dri Archer at 4.26 on his clock.
Mason Foster was overheard saying, "If I see one more stunt, I swear I'm going to punch someone." Schiano was fired the next day in an effort to save his life.
It's actually not currently 2014. It is actually 3AM or 3 years after Mason was drafted.
The nickname for the Buccaneers defense is "Mason Foster"
Mason Foster once made love to a Walrus. His son is now the head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs.
Mason Foster informed Richard Sherman that Mason Foster is the best corner back in the league. Richard Sherman agreed.