Mason Foster has never made pancakes. He makes waffles and the scares them flat.
Cigarettes smoked by Mason Foster die of lung cancer.
Moar like second hand smoke from Mason Foster's cigarettes cures cancer.
and fills in holes in the ozone
Mason Foster abducts aliens.
Foster! It's Australian for Linebacker!
I was confused how this thread had 5 pages.Now, "I know"
Mason Foster invented the internet. Nice try Al Gore. Notice how the 2000 election ended in Florida.
A gas station once accidentally supplied the public with Mason Foster's urine instead of diesel....the events that transpired, inspired the plot of "Maximum Overdrive"...
Mason Foster claims it when his dog farts.
(This whole thread reminds me of: When Tim Tebow is asked a question, does he experience a Christian Ponder?)When he was 4, Mason Foster was given a set of legos. The Great Pyramids of Giza are the result.
Mason Foster doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Mason Foster visited the Virgin Islands during the offseason. They are now known as "The Islands".
On AMC, They call all the people that Mason Foster has hit, "Walkers"
Charlie Campbell once made a negative comment about Mason Foster. Charlie doesn't work for PewterReport anymore.