Mason Foster has already warned Scott Reynolds that if he has anymore children, they have to be named Mason Foster.
Mason Foster doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
Mason Foster told Mark Barron to move out of Brian Price's honorary seat. He did so willingly.
Mason Foster won the Super Bowl.
The English Army surrendered when Paul Revere informed them that Mason Foster was coming.
The japan tsunami wasn't caused by an earthquake...that was just Mason Foster doing some training in the Pacific Ocean.
The Hulk doesn't like it when Mason Foster gets angry.
The last time Mason Foster lost his temper.......well scientists just refer to the incident as The Big Bang Theory.
Mason Foster wants to redo his contract. He will get paid like an owner next season.
TTBF told Mason to ride the wave. A week later, relief efforts were underway in Japan.
Papa Swalpek wont register on Mason Foster's message board.
A member of the NSA spied on Mason once. He's on the run now, believed to be in Russia currently.
If Mason Foster were the GM, he'd pick his players before the draft began. None of the other GMs would draft those players in fear for their families.
If Mason Foster were the GM, all of the players would get 20 year contracts at the minimum, with no bonuses, and be thankful they are still alive. Mason would pocket the remaining cap money.
Mason Foster goes "couponing" frequently. When he gets to the checkout, he presents one coupon and gets everything for free. His coupon is what we refer to as a driver's license.