Mason Foster became an NFL player when he called "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" and said simply, "Me."
Legislation is in the process of being passed that Mason Foster will replace the Eagle as our national animal.
The national anthem is also being changed. It will simply be a ridiculously long chorus of people saying "Mason Foster".
"Our country, 'tis of he, It's Mason Fostery Of he we sing"
If opportunity knocks, and Mason is not at home, opportunity waits...also, word on the streets is Mason taught Chuck Norris martial arts.
Mason Foster was born into this world a man. When Mason Foster goes door to door at Halloween, he says, "Treats. Now."When Mason Foster goes door to door at Halloween, he refuses to knock on the door because he doesn't want to break the door.Mason Foster's actual jersey number is the symbol for infinite.Derrick Brooks was elected into the hall of fame to keep a seat warm for Mason Foster.PR Posters have been wrong all along. It was Mason Foster's team that won the Super Bowl, not Dungy's or Gruden's.
I shared the link to this thread with Mason on Twitter. He loved it.....but now he's watching. So be careful.
If you tune your radio carefully when watching a Buccaneers game, you'll find a channel narrated by Morgan Freeman. It's a play by play of everything Mason Foster is doing on and off the field.
Mason Foster does not teabag, he potato sacks.
Lovie Smith plans to change our Defensive scheme to the Tampa Foster.
What's the difference between Hardy Nickerson and Shelton Quarles?Mason Foster.
If you pull up to DD and they ask what you want, reply "Mason Foster", it's Dunkin Turbo in pure condensed form. If you drink it, you will die.
There was a well-publicized earthquake in South Carolina last week. What is not known is that Mason Foster heard someone call Clowney "The best in a generation". Mason handled that.
Mason Foster once caught a fever. Scientists refer to that as Global Warming.
Tony Gonzalez didn't retire of his own accord. He heard that, in Fraziers new defense, he was going to be covered by Mason Foster.