Brad Childress used to look like Tom Cruise. Mason Foster hit him.
Mason Foster called the Rolling Stones to inform them that he gets all the satisfaction he desires.
Mason Foster used Mike Williams bathroom once. The damage was forty thousand dollars.
Mason Foster told Bart Scott that he'd better wait.
Mason Foster celebrates his birthday every day.(Just tweeted Mason a picture of a helmet with his face on it. )
The second World War started when Hitler asked Mason Foster, "U mad bro?"He was.
Mason Foster once peed in the gas tank of a semi-truck. We know that truck to be Optimus Prime.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee ...except Mason Foster, and she'd better keep her mouth shut.
The new helmets are not pewter, silver or chrome. They are Mason Foster.
It was decided that there will now be a Nobel War Prize. Its recipient shall be Mason Foster, indefinitely.
To Mason Foster, life is not like a box of chocolates. He has always known what he was gonna get.
Mason Foster turned off the lights at the Super Bowl.
Mason Foster doesn't purchase insurance from insurance companies, insurance companies purchase insurance from Mason Foster.
Mason Foster saw that this thread had dropped off the main page....it's now back.
Mason Foster sits on the Iron Throne.Mason Foster's newborn baby is competing at the combine. His baby's name you ask? Jadavon Clowney.The original Buccaneers.com message board mods said something bad about Mason. The board is dead. The moderators are missing persons.Mason Foster would deport Bieber.Mason Foster started a fight club once. Nobody joined.