Those Crazy Bennett Kids?

First, one Bennett makes a very suspect claim against police and then the other Bennett manufacturers his departure from Green Bay and arrival in NE?

Did I read that Martellus told GB he wouldn’t play through his shoulder injury, told all teams not to claim him because he was retiring but then magically gets picked up by NE and plays?

Did Michael cry when he heard the news that Martellus was retiring? 🙄