Pewter Report debuted a new season-long weekend feature this season called Fifth Down, that will showcase some of the Bucs players each week as the season goes along to reveal what they are like off of the football field. This week’s featured player is tight end Brandon Myers. 

Q1. If you are sentenced to death row, and the warden asks you what your final meal is, what are you eating?

A. Casey’s breakfast pizza. It is a gas station in Iowa, and they make the best pizza you will ever eat in your entire life. To wash it down a Bud Light. and my dessert would be straight up plain cheesecake. 

Q2. You are sitting around on a weekend with nothing to do and none of your friends will find out, what is your guilty pleasure television show?

A. I kind of watch everything my wife watches. Little People Big World, The Bachelor, Bachelorette, Dancing With the Stars. And a lot of the girly movies, Mean Girls, The Notebook. I have no shame in that. I don’t really care. 

Q3. If you weren’t playing professional football, what profession would you be doing?

A. I would probably be back in Iowa doing construction with my old man. The family business.

Q4. If you could date anyone, who would be your biggest celebrity dream date?

A. That is kind of a setup question. Can I say my wife? Okay in order to save civilization, and I had to take one for the team, I guess I would go Rachel McAdams.   

Q5. You are driving cross country and you can only listen to one artist, who is it going to be? 

Does Howard Stern count? No? Then Brad Paisley. Or Garth Brooks.