I'm creating this open, non-threatening, non-judging space to support those who may have the desire to apologize for their misguided support and belief in one PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP. This is because I am a thoughtful, caring person who cares about all human beings and I hope this helps. Maybe I'm feeling guilty myself for not donating an extra dollar at the Petsmart checkout the other day, so I am trying to help me by helping you.
Here are some tell tale signs that this open non-judgmental space may be for you. Are you a Republican? Do you have a nervous twitch or bite your nails? Have you been crying more than usual? Have you been calling your friends pedophiles and Satan worshippers more than usual? If so this space may be for you.
You may take this opportunity to unburden yourself of your guilt by apologizing for supporting a madman wannabe dictator who is trying to rip our democracy to shreds. I understand. You actually thought he was some kind of patriotic populist hero. But now, its quite clear you were wrong, like 180 degrees wrong. I'm sure you all agree that people show their true colors when the going gets tough, and our President is showing his true colors right now as he runs roughshod through our democratic system and your self-respect and dignity.
But here's the good news! Nobody can take away your dignity from you except yourself by continuing to ride the Trump Train as it speeds off into the abyss. I'm giving you that lifeline so you can get off! Apologizing for your failings is the only way to get right with yourself. I'm telling you from experience. I was wrong once when I was much younger, and when I apologized it actually felt good. It was tough, but it really works!
So Republicans, please it would make me feel good to make you feel good as this holiday season approaches. Take advantage of this space to unburden yourself of the error of your ways. Get started on the path to success and happiness in life and apologize.
Here are some suggestions if you need a little shove in the right direction. End your apology with "I'm sorry." instead of beginning with "I'm sorry but..." Leave out the "buts". Putting those two words in a separate sentence at the end of the apology is usually a winner! "I was wrong." Those are always great words to put in an apology, as opposed to "I was mislead..." Take responsibility for your words and actions. Its the only way an apology really works to make you feel better.
If you find yourself wanting to throw up, then that probably means you aren't quite ready yet. That's OK! Relax. This space will be here for you. When you are ready, I'm ready.
Finally, I'll just say in advance "You're welcome!"
