https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/beto-orourke-my-wife-and-i-are-descendants-of-slave-owners
A teary eyed Beto O'Rourke addressed media Sunday after being assaulted with the truth of his sinful and disgusting heritage. O'Rourke was distraught and went on to reassert his belief in the superiority of any race or group that he and his wife are not a part of. He asks only that he still be allowed to breathe air and would still like to serve all the minority groups and special interest groups that make up the good people who were taken advantage of by the evil and horrible people of which he is descended. He also made clear that he completely understands that everything he has, all his position, privilege, every job he ever got was due to the horrible and evil system put in place by his wicked and vindictive ancestors and that Beto would never again think of anything he ever earned as anything he earned since he never earned anything.
You guys are completely bananas.