BREAKING NEWS
This just in:
Q Peeps feel secure in their belief that Trump will return on March 4th. While this may or may not occur, I’ve received a special “Y” Drop, which was delivered directly to the electronic modulation filtration unit in my tinfoil hat.
Trump and Q will be decimated in a bloodbath battle that will end their goal of World Domination.
The message specifically states that, “Y” will descend from the far reaches of the Galaxy and will appear at High Noon, (Eastern Time, since the rest of the world is subordinate), on May 4th, 2021.
This establishment of the New World Order will occur once “Y” emerges from his ship, followed closely behind by the Patriots of The Heaven’s Gate Full Brass Ensemble. (They’ve been practicing since the 1990s).
As “Y” emerges, tall in his three foot stature, he will lower the hood on his cape, revealing the wrinkled green skin of knowledge and wisdom of the ages.
With a small wiggle of his little pointy ears, he will unleash the full power of The Force, causing all to immediately see the truth. The followers of Q, Trump, and even Q herself will not be able to handle the majesty of this moment and as a result, their brains will all melt into a viscous fluid as their heads implode from the vacuum created within the space left behind. This will leave only the True Believers of “Y” to disperse to all parts on the globe and begin the effort of the recolonisation of the Earth.
Those who accept the Truth will be re-educated, and the answers to the questions of life and all else will become immediately apparent, as if it was a knowledge that has existed since the beginning of time, held just out of reach.
Some members of The Pride Bois, The Gloryhole Bois, and The Backdoor Bois will remain unscathed and be relegated to providing the manual labour associated with the modifications of all non-sentient items, so as to provide accommodations for a Great Leader, who just happens to be three feet tall. (Upon completion of this task, they will be relegated to gulags, only to be brought out for entertainment purposes, such as the fine ancient sport of Gladiator Battles. They will also participate in Chariot Races. (They will be pulling them. Horses will be elevated in social status and will be viewing from places of honour within the stadiums.))
I know what the Q Peeps are thinking: They have Trump and the Q Shemale to protect them; however, their weaponry of man-made elements will pale in comparison to the true strength of the Mental Acuity of “Y” and his charges.
Do not try to resist. This will happen. Prepare to assimilate or perish at the will of our superiors. Resistance is futile.
We will now return you to your regularly scheduled programming, or, in the case of Q peeps, you will be returned to whichever Conspiracy Theory Video you happen to be absorbing on YouTube.
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