I wear beanies with short sleeve shirts because I'm cold.
Uh huh.
solid gold.
I'm going to put and end to this once and for all. It's time people know the truth. Michael is real. I have witnessed his glory. He is a modified toaster with artificial intelligence (like most on this board) and a fiber connected IP running on timed loop. We used to talk about the great toaster taking over so many positions on the team and in the FO that we actually willed him to life like Pinocchio. It was f***ing magical. 3SK was there monitoring vital signs. Uncle Stan was uploading him 8 years of backlogged data, DanTurksGhost was in his ear trying to convince him what direction the team was headed, JDouble was showing him a portfolio of new uniform concepts, dalbuc, Beatles, and BoidFink were blocking Java and his army of one legged Indonesian prostitutes from uploading a troll virus, Hate and TheChronicHotAir were talking to him about the importance of booty pics for a sig, and our dear friends caradoc and John Galt donated a squirrel and a penguin to take turns in the hamster wheel that keeps him alive. And that's the story of how Kwanza began...Either that or its just a good source of articles many of us enjoy. Toaster-2.0
BucsFTW created a fake michaelbot account one time, then started his usual pedobear activities. Posting softcore porn makes you popular with the young boys.
Dont really feel like digging it up, but michaelbot actually responded to WTFs fake account and said DON'T pretend to be me again.
I've never seen him respond to anything. You can ask him a direct question and try to start a dialogue and he will never respond .
Just because you've never seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Michael-bot has responded to posts & as previously stated, works for a sports agent.
Just searched for a few minutes. The thread I mentioned has been deleted. It was such an epic thread too. Anti-Java was the first to catch the "micheal" account because his post count was at around 2 or 3 instead of in the 1000's where Michael bots would have been. From there, it was a reaming. Happened sometime in June or July of 2012.
BucsFTW created a fake michaelbot account one time, then started his usual pedobear activities. Posting softcore porn makes you popular with the young boys.
Dont really feel like digging it up, but michaelbot actually responded to WTFs fake account and said DON'T pretend to be me again.
I've never seen him respond to anything. You can ask him a direct question and try to start a dialogue and he will never respond .
IIRC Michael has responded with this very information although it was a while ago. Just because you've never seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Michael-bot has responded to posts & as previously stated, works for a sports agent.
I'm going to put and end to this once and for all. It's time people know the truth. Michael is real. I have witnessed his glory. He is a modified toaster with artificial intelligence (like most on this board) and a fiber connected IP running on timed loop. We used to talk about the great toaster taking over so many positions on the team and in the FO that we actually willed him to life like Pinocchio. It was f***ing magical. 3SK was there monitoring vital signs. Uncle Stan was uploading him 8 years of backlogged data, DanTurksGhost was in his ear trying to convince him what direction the team was headed, JDouble was showing him a portfolio of new uniform concepts, dalbuc, Beatles, and BoidFink were blocking Java and his army of one legged Indonesian prostitutes from uploading a troll virus, Hate and TheChronicHotAir were talking to him about the importance of booty pics for a sig, and our dear friends caradoc and John Galt donated a squirrel and a penguin to take turns in the hamster wheel that keeps him alive. And that's the story of how Kwanza began...Either that or its just a good source of articles many of us enjoy. Toaster-2.0
LMAO this is awesome. +1 8)
