I can assure you the Lord is not a Seahawks fan.
I can assure you the Lord is not a Seahawks fan.
You can?
yes, my son.
God is clearly a Buc fan. He just likes testing us.
God is clearly a Buc fan. He just likes testing us.
Well it's time for Him to send us that QB Messiah I keep hearing so much about.
I can assure you the Lord is not a Seahawks fan.
You can?
I post on a Bucs site don't I?
Adam Muema is a Jabroni.
I can assure you the Lord is not a Seahawks fan.
You can?
I post on a Bucs site don't I?
Point taken
God is clearly a Buc fan.
+1
This story is ridiculous. God told him? wow... Him and Tebow should start one of those megachurch places lol. This is one of the guys that will say something stupid to Michael Sam and get knocked out lol.
God is clearly a Buc fan. He just likes testing us.
Well it's time for Him to send us that QB Messiah I keep hearing so much about.
That reminds me of a story.A guy gets trapped out in open waters in nothing but a life jacket. He prays and asks god to help him get out of his situation..A few minute later, a cruise boat comes by and they ask him to hop aboard. He says, "no, god will save me."They left, but a few minutes later a helicopter buzzes overhead. They shout down asking if he wants them to save him, And he says, "no, I'm waiting for god to save me." With that, they leave.Finally, he drowns and dies. When he gets to heaven, he asks god why he didn't help him.God replies, "I sent a boat AND a chopper...what else do you want man!?"
God is clearly a Buc fan. He just likes testing us.
Well it's time for Him to send us that QB Messiah I keep hearing so much about.
That reminds me of a story.A guy gets trapped out in open waters in nothing but a life jacket. He prays and asks god to help him get out of his situation..A few minute later, a cruise boat comes by and they ask him to hop aboard. He says, "no, god will save me."They left, but a few minutes later a helicopter buzzes overhead. They shout down asking if he wants them to save him, And he says, "no, I'm waiting for god to save me." With that, they leave.Finally, he drowns and dies. When he gets to heaven, he asks god why he didn't help him.God replies, "I sent a boat AND a chopper...what else do you want man!?"
I love that story, I haven't heard it in years. "God helps those who help themsevles" is another good one.
God is clearly a Buc fan. He just likes testing us.
Well it's time for Him to send us that QB Messiah I keep hearing so much about.
That reminds me of a story.A guy gets trapped out in open waters in nothing but a life jacket. He prays and asks god to help him get out of his situation..A few minute later, a cruise boat comes by and they ask him to hop aboard. He says, "no, god will save me."They left, but a few minutes later a helicopter buzzes overhead. They shout down asking if he wants them to save him, And he says, "no, I'm waiting for god to save me." With that, they leave.Finally, he drowns and dies. When he gets to heaven, he asks god why he didn't help him.God replies, "I sent a boat AND a chopper...what else do you want man!?"
I love that story, I haven't heard it in years. "God helps those who help themsevles" is another good one.
I used to sell security systems in university and when people said the objection "We dont need a security system because God protects us" I used to tell that story and say. "Maybe I'm like the helicopter..." lolThen people would just say "Get out of here" hahahahaWorked a few times though
This is honestly a pretty sad story: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/friends-coaches-say-nfl-prospect-missing-after-his-combine-exit/
God is clearly a Buc fan. He just likes testing us.
Well it's time for Him to send us that QB Messiah I keep hearing so much about.
That reminds me of a story.A guy gets trapped out in open waters in nothing but a life jacket. He prays and asks god to help him get out of his situation..A few minute later, a cruise boat comes by and they ask him to hop aboard. He says, "no, god will save me."They left, but a few minutes later a helicopter buzzes overhead. They shout down asking if he wants them to save him, And he says, "no, I'm waiting for god to save me." With that, they leave.Finally, he drowns and dies. When he gets to heaven, he asks god why he didn't help him.God replies, "I sent a boat AND a chopper...what else do you want man!?"
Jesus sent the heli. Muhammad sent the boat. Buddha sent the sharks. Buddha's kind of a jerk like that.
