Bill Cosby on Noah and god, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyc1315KawQ God calls out, Noah,Noah screams, 'What!"
This kid doesn't need a helmet...god will protect his head. Goodell will be relieved.
Why is he wearing a University of Buffalo hat?
God is clearly a Buc fan. He just likes testing us.
Well it's time for Him to send us that QB Messiah I keep hearing so much about.
That reminds me of a story.A guy gets trapped out in open waters in nothing but a life jacket. He prays and asks god to help him get out of his situation..A few minute later, a cruise boat comes by and they ask him to hop aboard. He says, "no, god will save me."They left, but a few minutes later a helicopter buzzes overhead. They shout down asking if he wants them to save him, And he says, "no, I'm waiting for god to save me." With that, they leave.Finally, he drowns and dies. When he gets to heaven, he asks god why he didn't help him.God replies, "I sent a boat AND a chopper...what else do you want man!?"
Jesus sent the heli. Muhammad sent the boat. Buddha sent the sharks. Buddha's kind of a jerk like that.
Buddha would've sent the all you can eat donald penn buffet.That guy would've drowned anyway.
This is honestly a pretty sad story: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/friends-coaches-say-nfl-prospect-missing-after-his-combine-exit/
Likely in a community mental health facility somewhere. They can't even tell the family if he doesn't let them.
Poor delusional boy.At least he is hearing god and not the demons.
Hopefully he's ok
Poor delusional boy.At least he is hearing god and not the demons.
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Poor delusional boy.At least he is hearing god and not the demons.
Why do you always try to keep me from people? :(
