Greg Schiano still hasn't found a job, and he certainly is no longer the head coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. But that didn't stop him from making a 7-round mock draft for the Bucs. Why would he do such a thing you ask? Well, because Greg is "in charge".... In fact he still believes he is going to coach the Bucs in 2014. He is simply "taking a vacation".Round 1 -- (Pick traded to Ravens) -- Ray RiceLast year coach S, as his Buccaneer fan base sometimes called him, made a blockbuster trade for Darelle Revis. This year coach S. amps things up a bit trading for his former Rutgers star Running Back - Ray Rice. Unfortunately the Muscle Hamster proved he did not have what it takes to remain Buccaneer Man for the entire 2013 season, so naturally, this is the wisest and most logical option the 3rd year coach could have possibly made.Round 2 -- Morgan Moses - OT - VirginiaMorgan Moses. You know what is so special about that name? It is spelled with an M, an R, an S, and an A. What does that spell? All together now!! MRSA!!!Round 3 -- Aaron Murray - QB - GeorgiaIt was about this time last year that Greg Schiano drafted Mike Glennon in the 3rd round of the 2013 NFL draft. In his 3rd year as head coach of the Bucs, Greg Schiano repeats last year's move by drafting Aaron Murray, again in the 3rd round. If you ask him why he drafted another QB, he will tell you he believes in competition at every position... including QB. But the truth is he just loves to cause controversy. Look for this years battle royal, between Glennon and Murray, to be the main focus of the Bucs' off-season.Round 4 -- No pickUnfortunately this pick was used to acquire Darelle Revis last year. But that's ok, because at least Greg has the best press-man corner in the game on his roster.......oh, wait.....Round 5 -- Tajh Boyd - QB - ClemsonIts a new year! Its a new season! This means more practice, more 100-yard sprints, less personal time, and more QB controversy. This is what Buccaneer Men are made of people!!Round 6 -- Brandon Coleman - WR - RutgersAn absolute steal in round 6! Mike Williams wanted to keep partying drinking but didn't want to rehab his 2013 injury. You know how Greg Schiano feels about lazy players who like partying and drinking. Time to replace Money Mike with what Greg Schiano describes as "college football's best receiver".Round 7 -- Dozie Ezemma - LB - West VirginiaGreg Schiano used to coach for Rutgers. So that means he played against West Virginia twice a year. So as you can imagine, he really knows Rutgers players AND West Virginia players. Time to add another pivotal piece to that good ol' run defense. Something tells me this is going to work out well.
