The Official old school B@tch thread

I have been on Bucs message boards for a while including TBBBB for those who remember. Looking at the complaints currently about Winston, coaching staff, etc. it has me thinking. Name some ridiculous suggestions and complaints your heard from fans on message boards back in the days you can laugh at now.

Mine

Phill Simms (is the answer)
Start Bruce Grankowski (war Bruce)
McCoy is too injury prone and he should be traded.
Schiano is going to bring needed discipline to the team and we'll get better.
Michael Bennett wants too much money and he's not worth it.
L. Blount: He's a bum, lazy, can't block, catch, and doesn't hit the hole hard.
Donald Penn is washed up.
Mike Evans.....pay the man.