I bring your mom to the table every single night. Then, I bend her over it. Am I doing this right, slapnuts?  

You're correct, as that's something you don't have to worry about very often. Like, not at all.

Justin Skule is the swing Tackle.  

They are looking for a long-term extension, probably in the range of 5 years @ $250M-$300M. At this point, because of how he finished the season, the ...

There was a thread a couple years ago during training camp saying Kameron Johnson was going to be the next Antonio Brown. It happens every year, you...

The crickets to this sad request for companionship are deafening. And hilarious.  

I could see a team that is looking for another piece to win a championship giving a second for Vea. The problem becomes that team will also have to gi...

Dexter Lawrence and Quinnen Williams were both recently traded for first rounders. But they were younger, and better than Vea. Osa Odighizuwa was ju...

If no team offers up acceptable compensation, I’d rather the team just let him sit and not make a dime than reward his temper tantrum by guaranteeing ...

It wouldn't be smart of him to loaf in a contract year. Teams will definitely see that and the contract offers will reflect that. But he's not making ...

And oh, so witty.  

I have no doubt the team has been in discussions with his agent all offseason. They simply don’t appear to be willing to give Mayfield what he’s askin...

Agreed. For what Baker has done in Tampa so far, the reported offer of the two-year extension is reasonable. If Baker wants to wait until after his pe...

I have it on very good authority from a local football savant that the Bucs were trying to make the Run Defense much bigger and stronger this offseaso...

Tom Brady, at least, got a second contract. Baker actually signed a second contract too.